[Hospital] CPOE Humor Memes. (Laugh Q 1 Hour PRN Scheduled Routine Stat)

missionspot.blogspot.com - If you're looking for a little CPOE humor, look no further. CPOE stands for Computerized Physician Order Entry. CPOE provides a perfect opportunity for good humor. Their ain't nothin' funnier in this world than watching emotional breakdowns in middle-aged 1%ers as they try to navigate C-B-C on a standard English keyboard that hasn't changed in centuries. No matter what your position is on physician order entry, we can all agree on one thing: If you can't laugh at yourself, the Happy Hospitalist will do it for you. What you'll find here is a fine assortment of original (and not so original) CPOE humor memes to help bring joy to your daily grind. Please enjoy these memes Q 1 hour prn scheduled routine stat.

"Stat orders? Ain't nobody got time for that!"

"You didn't really mean stat. Did you?"

"The next phase of CPOE is here: Computerized Physician Order Empathy" (Stage 3 Meaningful Use)

"The leading cause of death among doctors is CPOE: Computerized Physician Order Exacerbation"

"'Round these parts, when our CPOE system dies, we call that a Computerized Physician Order Execution."

"I don't always do CPOE. But when I do it's called computerized physician order errors."

"I don't always do CPOE. But when I do, they serve cake and I scream."

"I don't always do CPOE. But when I do, AKDHT ALCKE BALDK THBOEK EOE!!!"

"I don't always do CPOE. But when I do, expect shock and awe....f**k!"

"I don't always do CPOE. But when I do, expect 5 more meetings on your agenda."

"I don't always do CPOE. But when I do, shit hits the fan Q 1 hour am scheduled prn."

"I don't always do CPOE. But when I do, I imagine lots of people saying 'WTF was that order'."

"Oh you hate putting in your own orders. Tell me again about your excellent penmenship." (source unknown)

"Facebook humor"

FACEBOOK HUMOR:

The FDA, CMS, CDC, AMA and ABIM has just put out an urgent alert today recommending all physicians wear SCDs and take Lovenox shots while rounding. A rash of CPOE (Computerized Physician Order Embolism) related deaths is to blame. The most at risk are suspected to be physicians sitting for hours trying to figure out how to enter a standard garden variety 5-way if/then order involving pharmacy, lab, nursing and housekeeping. These eClots are for real. Take action now!

An exciting Novartis news release today says they are now selling Computerized Physician Order Excedrin. This proprietary CPOE formula promises to counteract headaches from any CPOE system on the market. It's available only be e-prescription. Unfortunately, no physician can figure out how to enter the order.

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